“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What?
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
idk why i connect so much with this text post
you and the op must have a lot in common
Dudes thinking female breasts are sex organs = dudes who watch too much porn and have too much damned sexual entitlement over cis women’s bodies.
I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
This the new hunnid
arts n crafts
I actually really like this ad campaign.
what is he getting out of thisWho says it’s a male doing the asking????
me. because it’s my post.
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women.